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Jessica almost had a heart attack when she learned that her surgeon had mistaken “D cup” for “O cup”

hedonisticfeedee: 1,100 pound man part 2. So young, so fat. Bedridden for 6 years and doctors are amazed he hasnâ€™t had a heart attack yet. #whatastud

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AC is finally fixed …thank the lord !!! I had to put something on before the poor guy would have had a heart attack

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu: -sharkbites: officialcrow: brah chill I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK Mitosis The rare and elusive arachnamoose.

artbytesslyn: I almost had a heart attack reading Masquerade tbhso here’s today’s stream doodle of the Talon’s undercover dress code Patreon | Commission Info | Stream Channel

themoblitmovement: so i had some issues that required me to delete my blog, but im back! today this arrived in the mail, and i nearly had a heart attack i was so happy! huge thank you to @thcrsthry for taking the time to make these wonderful gifts! i

addictedbooker: books-cupcakes: booklust: AAGAGAAHHAHHHAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK I had a really hard time reading that lol. literally dying hahahaha.

welcometomyworldbtchs: SM ENTERTAINMENT BE LIKE….

thebest-memes: “Almost had a heart attack when I opened the door”

mahotanylox: iconicmendes: princesskaelenespinosa: espinosnah: Oh my god He wasn’t talking about Mahogany He was talking about himself Oh my god… I just had fucking heart attack my babe no

When my daughter showed me her latest figure skating costume, I almost had a heart attack. “That is scandalous,” I said. “You’ll be showing off way too much to the audience.” “Silly daddy,” she said, “this

slapian: this is my step-sister niko. she is absolute best friend. at only 17 years old, she is facing heart failure. she’s had 2 heart attacks and gone into cardiac arrest multiple times. now, she is requiring an open heart surgery. at this point

Bob Harper had a heart attack. Now leave fat people alone.

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

uglyaustralian: tastefullyoffensive: If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via] OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG

hornylocalshemales: Wonder if any of her guys have ever had a heart attack when they… http://ift.tt/1mujSc9

madteen: mr-derp-herpin: homesteak: fuckyeahyoulaughed: LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING AT 1:30 GFDI INTERNET What is that thing omg lol it had a heart attack or something! Oh my fucking god it’s so cute. Someone get me a morbidly obese child for

dreamingofmom: After months of spying on mom in the shower, I got too brave and cocky for my own good and decided to hide in the bathroom closet. I almost had a heart attack when I knocked over the broom, rendering mom suspicious as she came to investiga

cakeandbookspls: xandrea12x: uglyaustralian: tastefullyoffensive: If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via] OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG OMFG Sometimes I hate this websi

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

waffleboat: johnistheraddest: insidethegalaxy: morgancabaccang: nikkisanjuan: ayomelbaby: love-vy: ngooocmai: (via lumos-maxima) PETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? MOTHER FUCKER, I HAD A HEART ATTACK. OMFG, hahahaha. OH MY GOSH. I DIED. I

cumbustible: Oh jESUS CHRIST PUT A WARNING ON THINGS LIKE THIS, I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK

xxcookievampiressxx: kitsunelenali: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. I almost had a heart attack. this is so triggering you should really tag this.

free-earl: oh my god i just had a heart attack because there’s a tv at the end of my bed and i looked down and for a minute it looked like there was a man peeking out from the end of my bed

ginoattolino: cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu: -sharkbites: officialcrow: brah chill I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK Mitosis Moosetosis

critter665: bootygirl23: as requested a close up pic of my booty hole and pussy! my cock just had a heart attack!

thagodlyone: Who is she? Speechless I think I just had a heart attack

mexpwr: Wow just had a heart attack

curvyhotgirls: Leanna Decker Can someone call 911 i think i just had a heart attack, damn i want her for Christmas

mmmmmmass: Sissy Trap - Natalie Somebody call 911 I think I just had a heart attack

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youngryguy: I almost had a heart attack earlier today when I found out that Levi fucking Karter went to the same school as me, AT THE SAME TIME. He graduated last year or the year before though, I’m not sure. I have never heard anyone talking about

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lizardweh: Long story short, my grandmother had a heart attack and was hospitalized. Had a stroke in the hospital. Now can’t speak, eat, walk, talk, or perform any human functions. She’s in critical condition and they’re not sure if she’ll make

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle. my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

ginoattolino: cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu: -sharkbites: officialcrow: brah chill I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK Mitosis Moosetosis

panicatthediscotheque: i was walking up the stairs to my dorm and i looked across the street for like a second and i almost had a heart attack because someone put a cardboard cut out of zack efron in their window it was one of the scariest moments of

stoopidgooner: imvu-thotboyz: thephatbootycamp: I think my dick just had a heart attack Facts fucking flesh perfection

lambrini-socialism: I forgot my friend’s mama calls her two dogs her furries and just nearly had a heart attack.

lonesome-billy: OK HOLD THE FUCK ON…I just had a heart attack thinking that somebody was taking secret photos inside my home because… This is my kitchen sink. The only differences are the fucking dish soap brand and the height of the granite. This

commander-rab: Stream results. Colored the Kat and Mel from last week. Finished it up offline after picarto had a heart attack. Randomly tried a new coloring method. worked ok.

thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

tredlocity: I thought it was an official account and almost had a heart attack.

glamourweaver: blogquantumreality: ayalaatreides: gahdamnpunk: Some journalists really need to be fired Oh thank goodness, I almost had a heart attack. During a talk at Oxford Union, according to the Daily Mail, McKellen applauded victims for coming

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

queerallman: one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

cumgremlin: thrud: thrud: excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving NUT T HENW HAT ?

hooray-for-no-lives: stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading

GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN

This woman that I had sex with months ago and haven’t heard from at all text me out of the blue today. I immediately thought it was bad news but she’s just back in town again and wants to fuck.

marauders4evr: Listen…I know it’s probably too soon to say this but… She could have overdosed. She could have committed suicide. But she didn’t (as far as we know). She had a heart-attack and died from the complications of said heart attack. Her

oregon-to-virginia2853miles: barkisawrusawr: iflywithhedwig: elliecore: Thats what i thought omfg almost had a heart attack my heart… stopped for three seconds till i read it.

ultraviolunce: slapian: this is my step-sister niko. she is absolute best friend. at only 17 years old, she is facing heart failure. she’s had 2 heart attacks and gone into cardiac arrest multiple times. now, she is requiring an open heart surgery.

cemlurk: More HA to come… For now, I’ll quote Sonny Barger: Magoo had a heart attack. He was thirty-two. The medical examiners said he had a seventy-year-old heart, worn out from taking too much speed. Here he is riding with other Oakland Hell’s

I went to bed really fucking late and woke up at 7:15 and because I’m blind, I thought it was 1:15 and had a heart attack thinking I was late for my appointment. I had some cracked out dreams and now I can’t sleep. Uhhh, how many hours of

Tumblr made me freak out a bit havin me log in n shit (I never log out cuz this is my personal computer) and I had totally forgot what email I used for it hhhhh good thing I had my Mobil tumblr up so I can check my settings frick

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